"Don't Write Down Your Crimes" Notebook (SIGNED)
"Don't write down your crimes." Clearly, some criminals missed Simon's memo. Be smarter than that (right?). This sleek, faux-leather notebook is emblazoned with the golden rule from The Casual Criminalist.
Inside, you will find Simon's full criminal commandments printed for reference, along with his personal signature. It's the perfect, subtly stylish companion for completely legal notes and sinisterly innocent plans.
Just remember: If you are committing crimes, maybe skip this one.
"Don't Screw Up Your Kids" Commemorative Coin – Limited Edition
Celebrate the golden rule in sophisticated style! This limited-edition commemorative coin features intricate detailing, a striking faux-gold/silver finish, and Simon Whistler's blunt life advice: "Don't Screw Up Your Kids."
This is an exclusive collector's item: only 200 made, individually numbered, and includes a Certificate of Authenticity hand-signed by Simon himself. Once they're gone, they're gone—grab yours today!
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